So I have figured it out! I now know where my obsession with the bad boy, psycho-killer comes from. Care Bears II! It all goes back to Darkheart baby. That’s right. He’s oh so bad, oh so evil, but in the end he cares. He cares and then he’s good and then he loves! Yeah for the good guys!!

It’s been awhile since I wrote anything up here and I felt the discovery of Darkheart as my first love worthy of sharing. I’m not proud of it, but I feel I should own up to it. Oh yeah, and he wears a red jumpsuit for most of the movie (when he’s not an animal) so I blame Darkheart for all my sketchy tastes and possible issues with bestiality. Just kidding, honest!

So my other thought I wanted to share stems from the proclivity of “universal” positions. Specifically, there’s a Master of the Universe, and a Defender of the Universe, but what about the Groundskeeper of the Universe? Or the Janitor of the Universe? Why isn’t there a cartoon about that guy? Do you think you get a flashy sword, a hip theme song and to shape-change if you’re a groundskeeper or janitor too? I think you should. It’s a thankless job and the least you could ask for is a flashy sword and a hip theme song.

These are my thoughts for you all right now. It’s not much I grant you, but I invite any of your thoughts concerning the Janitor of the Universe and possible theme songs.

I care!