I ramble, I write, I blog. Somehow that doesn’t have quite the same power as “I burn, I pine, I perish” but Shakespeare I’m not. I have a few friends who would be willing to attest to that.

Let’s see, so much to say—where to begin? I don’t have much to rant about as things have been good. There are silly (and stupid) people posting answers to msn.com survey’s but that’s nothing new. No one has argued the right to mutilate their child’s body recently so I’m feeling hopeful on that front.

I suppose I’ll start with an update. Looks like I might move to Sin City and progress on my journey towards a PhD. I can’t wait to make everyone call me “doctor.” Granted I’ll be so very far in debt at that point that they’ll be calling me “doctor” before telling me to take out the trash, but hey, at least I’ll have the title.

Secondly and far more importantly…I saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Yeah, that’s right, I did. And I liked it! There were several moments in the theatre when I forgot my now enviable age of twenty-something in favor of being eleven again; a couple times during the movie I almost broke out in a rousing “go ninja, go ninja go!” Vanilla Ice has warped my fragile little mind. It was a fun, action-packed adventure. Me likey. I also had these wonderful deep thoughts about which I was totally going to write…and then I didn’t. So now you’re all stuck with this drivel and I would feel bad for you, but I don’t. I don’t promise entertaining writing all of the time.

I would, however, like to take a moment to discuss how very, very wrong I am. As in bad, socially unacceptable, and sexually perverse. I thought some of the turtles were cute. Yeah, I don’t know what that makes me, but I’m sure there’s a disorder name in a book somewhere. I can’t help it, when they personify the characters and make them all wounded deep down. Anyone whose read more than two posts knows I’m a sucker for the bad boys. Apparently I’m a sucker for the bad turtles too.

So that is most all of my news—the final project is in and graduation looms. My dreams of changing the world via comic books and Shakespeare are still going strong. So I leave you with these inspirational words:

Go ninja, go ninja go!!