Oh the Mac-town elastic effect. If ever I doubted the inability to leave this wretched place it has been confirmed. My depature date is a mere two days away and it seems the world has turned against me. I come down with the flu, work takes a big shit and the shower from the apartment above decides to leak into my bathroom. Now work and the shower I can leave behind, after all, when I'm gone what does it matter? But this flu thing is kicking my ass. I haven't felt like this since sixth grade. My roommate was kind enough to refer to me as "the walking death" on Thursday night. Apparently I also bordered on the pitiful/pathetic line Friday. Now, I know I'm sick and feel like shit, but I thought I was a better actress than that. Obviously not. I just wish my head would stop trying to rebel against my body. I feel like my body is the playground for a goddamn civil war. So not cool. I'm reasonably good with pain that is sharp, short and sweet. But this whole aches and pains shit has got to go. I'm too poor to go through twenty tylenol a day.

There is a bright side, however. I purchased for my playstation 2 a final fantasy origins game. I can now play the ORIGINAL final fantasy on my playstation 2. That, my friends, is the absolute shit. Just for the record.

Holy cow, I have got some kitties on crack in this apartment. My two cats have been renamed "Bitch" and "Faglett" courtesy of my aforementioned new roommate. I think these are much more descriptive names for them. The male, I am firmly convinced, is gay you see. And the female, what can I say, she's a bitch. That's really all there is too it. Unfortunately they are also extremely dumb. Did you know, if you have a coffee table with removable glass panes, a lot of fun can be had by removing one of the panes, luring the cats across the table and watching them fall through the opening? Evil? Yes. But funny? Certainly.

Oh my goodness, my immune system has got to kick into gear. This whole sick thing is not acceptable. I had a beautiful rant planned out but I'm afraid the screen is blurring out in front of me so I'm afraid I better cut this one short. Hopefully I will update everyone soon from my newest abode. Until then, live long and prosper.